docs: Updated jokes.json

data/jokes.json

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     "What did the hot-dog say when he needed to use the bathroom?\nMust-Turd",
     "What kind of bagel can fly?\nA Plain Bagel.",
     "Where do animals go when their tails fall off?\nA retail store ;)",
-    "What was Forrest Gump's password?\n1Forrest1."
+    "What was Forrest Gump's password?\n1Forrest1.",
+    "My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.",
+    "I went to buy some camo pants but could not find any.",
+    "I failed math so many times at school, I can nott even count.",
+    "I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke.",
+    "I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger, but then it hit me.",
+    "I heard there were a bunch of break-ins over at the car park. That is wrong on so many levels.",
+    "I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather… Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his    car.",
+    "When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.",
+    "Do not you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.",
+    "It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do."
   ]
-}
+}