#1 Knock Knock
Who's There?
Boo
Boo who
No need to cry, the joke's not that bad!
#2 Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amos
Amos who?
A mosquito
#3 Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework?
#4 Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?
#5 Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
#6 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold outside—let me in!
#7 Knock! Knock!
Come in, its open!
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#8 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say "banana"?
#9 Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Bouddha.
Bouddha who?
Bouddha that bread for me please.
#10 Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you're a poo!
#11 Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?
Knock! Knockw!
Who's there?
Joke.
Joke who?
Joke number 12 that should cause conflicts!
#13
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Git. Git who? Git your own joke!
#13
Knock Knock! who's there? the milkman come back later, my wife is not home