From 8c50eee3d7e8a6236df186238863d05507898d34 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Rutwik187 Date: Fri, 24 Dec 2021 15:40:40 +0530 Subject: [PATCH] docs: Updated jokes.json Added ten new jokes --- data/jokes.json | 14 ++++++++++++-- 1 file changed, 12 insertions(+), 2 deletions(-) diff --git a/data/jokes.json b/data/jokes.json index f1e5c6fe..ca307ab7 100644 --- a/data/jokes.json +++ b/data/jokes.json @@ -44,6 +44,16 @@ "What did the hot-dog say when he needed to use the bathroom?\nMust-Turd", "What kind of bagel can fly?\nA Plain Bagel.", "Where do animals go when their tails fall off?\nA retail store ;)", - "What was Forrest Gump's password?\n1Forrest1." + "What was Forrest Gump's password?\n1Forrest1.", + "My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.", + "I went to buy some camo pants but could not find any.", + "I failed math so many times at school, I can nott even count.", + "I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke.", + "I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger, but then it hit me.", + "I heard there were a bunch of break-ins over at the car park. That is wrong on so many levels.", + "I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather… Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.", + "When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.", + "Do not you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.", + "It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do." ] -} +} \ No newline at end of file