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what do you mean?

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<cuonglm> most standard unix tools will honor it
<cuonglm> echo 1 | grep 1 0<&-
<cuonglm> give you
<cuonglm> grep: (standard input): Bad file descriptor
<greppable6> cuonglm, Found nothing!
<cuonglm> greppable6: what do you mean?
<greppable6> cuonglm, https://gist.github.com/9c4b7bd93581c2ac71dc27b79a54687b

Bot attack

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<Bowlslaw> does perl have a 'flag' reading function, like opt()? so if i call my script with a cmd line argument and a flag?
<yoleaux> 29 Mar 2018 23:03Z <Zoffix> Bowlslaw: well, first $dbh.prepare("select price from $table") is an unsafe statement. You need to quote $table properly. I don't use DBIish, but there should be some method to quote stuff (placeholders might work too). As for the sum, my $total = $sth.allrows».head.sum
<Bowlslaw> ???
<evalable6> Bowlslaw, rakudo-moar 20495f097: OUTPUT: «Stub code executed␤ in block at /tmp/o68Dey4P6L line 1␤»
<Bowlslaw> ahh what's happening

Try this

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<AlexDaniel> try this: my $p = Proc::Async.new: ‘less’, :w; start { sleep 2; await $p.put: ‘hello world’; $p.close-stdin }; react { whenever $p.start { say ‘pager closed’ } }
<evalable6> AlexDaniel, rakudo-moar 9e6ae276a: OUTPUT: «hello world␤pager closed␤»
<AlexDaniel> oh lol evalable6
<AlexDaniel> I added “try this:” on purpose thinking it will not compile :D

hi

<yy6p6> hi
<yy6p6> how can I generate an executable for a file?
<yy6p6> I want a jar
<yy6p6> I use
<yy6p6> ./perl6-j --target=jar --output="hello.jar" hello.p6
<yy6p6> in hello.p6 i have
<yy6p6> sub MAIN(){ say "hi"; }
<evalable6> yy6p6, rakudo-moar ec0422e75: OUTPUT: «hi␤»

Noted!

<mst> note: this channel was accessible only to diakopter so I've stolen ownership of it and given Zoffix and jnthn basic chanserv permissions
<notable6> mst, Noted!

sleep &

<jnthn> sleep &
<evalable6> jnthn, rakudo-moar 847d3d60b: OUTPUT: «Use of uninitialized value of type Callable in numeric context␤ in block <unit> at /tmp/I…»
<evalable6> jnthn, Full output: https://gist.github.com/28764fb6d98cc9d1e059e2d7205ac3b5

Calming down helps

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*** squashable6 has quit: Remote host closed the connection
<jmerelo> Well, and Squashable just bailed out on us...
*** squashable6 has joined channel #perl6
<AlexDaniel> squashable6: when will you stop doing that?
<squashable6> AlexDaniel, I cannot recognize this command. See wiki for some examples: https://github.com/perl6/whateverable/wiki/Squashable
<AlexDaniel> squashable6: when?
<squashable6> AlexDaniel, I cannot recognize this command. See wiki for some examples: https://github.com/perl6/whateverable/wiki/Squashable
<AlexDaniel> WHEN
<AlexDaniel> squashable6: when
<squashable6> AlexDaniel, Next SQUASHathon in 20 days and ≈23 hours (2018-07-07 UTC-12⌁UTC+14). See https://github.com/rakudo/rakudo/wiki/Monthly-Bug-Squash-Day
<AlexDaniel> :S

ALRIGHT, LET'S DO IT!!!

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<squashable6> 🍕🍕🍕 First contribution by jkramer++! ♥
<jkramer> squashable6: Lies! I contributed plenty of (tiny) doc fixes
<squashable6> jkramer, ALRIGHT, LET'S DO IT!!!
<jkramer> :D

Please

<samcv> notable6: https://cry.nu/perl6/adding-and-improving-file-encoding-support-in-moarvm/
<notable6> samcv, I cannot recognize this command. See wiki for some examples: https://github.com/perl6/whateverable/wiki/Notable
<samcv> notable6: please note https://cry.nu/perl6/adding-and-improving-file-encoding-support-in-moarvm/
<notable6> samcv, Noted!

<AlexDaniel> weekly: https://cry.nu/perl6/adding-and-improving-file-encoding-support-in-moarvm/
<notable6> AlexDaniel, Noted!
<AlexDaniel> notable6: reset please
<notable6> AlexDaniel, Moved existing notes to “please_2018-09-26T21:53:16Z”

I killed the bot for you, you're welcome

This happened to evalbot:

<user> just fyi: #foobarbaz was playing around with camelia and found out how to execute commands, I send the following command to it to shut it down to prevent anyone from actually causing any harm: qqx|chmod 0000 evalbot;kill ps -o ppid= $*PID|